We're an organization for BYU students who are dedicated to the cause of the campus-wide eradication of the naseating flowering pear tree. We will do anything to acheive our goals: blackmail, violent protests, and blatantly illegal destruction of BYU property. Join us! Let's kill the trees!
Okay, now that we have your attention, let's be clear that we are a peaceful organization and don't promote illicit activities of any kind. But those flowering pear trees stink! You know the trees we're talking about: the ones with clusters of white flowers in the spring that smell like rotting fish? Yeah, those trees. We've set up a petitition on change.org to show campus administration that BYU students mean business, that we want to see these trees replaced with less foul-smelling ones.